Combining two of the most important things you can do in life – have sex and win free stuff – Ikea Australia are offering free, utilitarian looking cots to parents whose babies are born on November 14th 2013 – nine months after Valentine’s Day.
But there’s a catch: parents whose babies are delivered on that date will also need the voucher (above) and official proof of birth to claim their prize, which, at the cost of nada, serendipitously timed childbirth and coupon hoarding, will net you a free Ikea Sniglar, the Swedish term for infant prison.
Love don’t cost a thing, baby.
