The now-viral cautionary Facebook community that is 2013 Schoolies Fails is spreading through your feed like a yeast-based STD through the Marriott Surfers Paradise (sorry).
Forged just two days ago, the explicit compendium of schoolies gone wild then vomiting on themselves has since amassed over 95,000 followers for its vodka-soaked depiction of the YOLO generation.
From reasons not to pass out around your “friends”, to schoolies vomiting on themselves in vehicles, schoolies vomiting on themselves in bathrooms, and the distinctly different but no less avoidable, schoolies vomiting on themselves in bedrooms, this glassy-eyed depiction of youth in revolt/revolting youth proves that the only thing more appealing than getting wasted on the Gold Coast with an army of horny teenagers is pointing and laughing at the terrible things that happen when you get wasted on the Gold Coast with an army of horny teenagers.
You know, stuff like this…
Pray for the youth of Australia.
