Donald Trump Tweeted About “Easy D” And The Internet Couldn’t Help Itself

Friends, we live in a world where the President of the United States of America dropping an accidental dick joke is only, like, the fourteenth worst thing he’s done today. 
In case you missed it, President Donald Trump decided to hurl some more venom at the American judiciary for deliberating over the legality of his ban on migrants from seven majority-Muslim nations. 

Is that a pretty shitty look on its own? Sure. But this was the message he used to cap off his petulant Twitter rant:

We can pretty safely assume the man was referring to “easy defence.” Whether his ban constitutes “easy” or “defence” remains up for debate. Still, that argument has taken a back seat to the fact HE MADE A WILD, HORNY FREUDIAN SLIP ON TWITTER.
You better believe the cheekiest of the internet’s denizens vigorously grabbed the message: 

Another tribe took a slightly different tack, wondering what the potential real-world fallout of this message could be for his staff. Outside of, you know, a flood of 2am “u up for some Easy D?” messages headed their way:

The third interpretation focuses on Trump’s apparent career-change and rising rap career:

At this point, nearly every permutation of this joke has been played out, but fuck: for one glistening moment, the planet allowed itself to chuckle at something stupid from this colossally dangerous dingus.

Source: @realDonaldTrump / Twitter. 
Photo: Win McNamee / Getty. 

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