Howdy, sisters. I don’t mean to startle you, but I have important news – Ms Dolly Parton is going to be releasing an entire line of her iconic signature wigs. You know the ones – those glorious lace-fronts that’ll add an extra 6 feet to your height and have you standing that much closer to Jesus.
Gussying up has never been more exciting.
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In her recent interview with ELLE, The Leading Lady of Country discussed a fashion line deal she’d recently penned with IMG, which will include a whole assortment of Dolly-esque gifts, from makeup and clothes to those sweet, sweet wigs.
“I’m going to do it. I’m going to get there,” she told the publication. “It’s one of my dreams – the makeup, hair, and wigs, clothes, all of that sort of thing.” We stan an aspiring entrepreneur/mogul.
She elaborated on her love for wigs: “I don’t always wear them in my daily life, but I always still pouf up my hair. I still like to have that flashy hair. When I’m around home, I wear my little scrunchies, but I always put on some makeup and fix my own hair as cute as I can fix it.”
“Wigs are just so handy. I’m so busy, and I have so many choices. I never have a bad hair day, and that’s a good thing.”
Dolly could sell me a fart in a bottle for all I care, so the thought of owning my own Dolly wig is too much to handle at this moment in time.
I’m saving all of my precious pennies because I want to buy 7 – one for every goddamn day of the week. Yeehaw.
Source: ELLE
