The CEO of ‘Archie Comics’ Nancy Silberkleit is facing a $32.5 million suit by Archie employees who are seeking a court order to keep her two miles away from the office at all times. It is being alleged that Silberkleit discriminates against her male employees. To which she has said ‘pfffffft’ and that the suit shouldn’t be upheld because the accusing ‘white males’ are not part of “a protected class.”
OOOOoooooooooSHEDIDJUST.
Dance it off, boys.
Silberkleit has also said of the claims: “I have not had any interactions with these people. It’s all very puzzling. I don’t know what’s going on in their heads” she also said that she doesn’t even go into the office very often: “I go around the world and promote Archie Comics. That’s what I do.”
And what exactly is she being accused of? Well, apparently she:
. Refuses to call male employees by their names and instead refers to all of them as “Penis.”
. Frequently yells “Penis! Penis! Penis!” in staff meetings.
. Invites Hell’s Angels into the office to intimidate employees.
. Frequently inquires about the location of a handgun and 750 rounds of ammunition she believes her late husband kept in the office.
. Stalks employees and their families.
“Penis! Penis! Penis!”
via New York Daily News and Boing Boing
