Whitney Port wears Cooper Street and proves how difficult it is to get a white pencil skirt right. A similar degree of difficulty usually applies for mum-sized beach hats.
Here’s Miss Universe Australia 2011 Scherri-Lee Biggs, forever reminding me of Rachel from Saved By The Bell’s New Class. She wears a rustic dream catcher for a hat.
This incredible thing worn by Coco Rocha is by Melbourne designer Anthony Capon. The top half kind of reminds me of a chicken, which is to say I really like it. Great Balmain pumps too.
Laura Dundovic wears floral digital print with much golden hair.
Simone Callahan (AKA the former Mrs Shane Warne) is looking chic in colour blocking, a curved pillbox and are those jellies?!
“Hai”
This floral jumpsuit and beachy hat combo worn by Jesinta Campbell is pretty adorable…
… as is the beautifully dressed Nolan Ross character she’s giggling with in this photo:
Rachael Finch wears a ladylike frock with disappointing beige accessories including, what appears to be, a salad spinner on her head.
What the heck is Brody Jenner doing in Melbourne?!? Doesn’t he have work to do? LOL JK as if.
“Hi this is Janice from the Genetic Lottery phoning. I’m pleased to inform you that you’ve won.”
So Zac and Jordan Stenmark just combined my twins fantasy and my Roman Holiday fantasy into a single image. Grazie Lavazza!
All photos via Getty Images.
