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An Argentinian soccer play has copped the singular worst dick-related sports injury I have ever heard of in a game in Spain, with a tangle with a teammate ending with his johnson getting sliced the fuck open and requiring 10 stitches.
Defensive player for second-division side Albacete, Mariano Bittolo, was doing his whole defending thang when a fellow player jumped up next to him for a header with his boot coming down right in Bittolo’s special zone, his studs connecting directly with mini-Mariano.
Bittolo can then be seen stumbling and grabbing his damaged goods, before calling over medical to attend to his bloodied schlong.
The 27-year-old was rushed to hospital where he received 10 fricken’ stitches to his manhood. 10 stitches! Brah. You know what they say about a guy who needs ten dick stitches don’t ya?
Watch the penile disaster go down in the video below and remember to never sport.
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