AwwwwwwwwwwwwWWW JON STEWART. Maybe learn your lines next time, brother!
We all love our old mate Jon Stewart, and his devil-may-care attitude towards random post-retirement TV appearances.
And because one good turn a year ago deserves another today, Stewart has once again found himself in the weird, wonderful, magnificent world of professional wrestling.
Stewart’s had a long-standing, if not somewhat odd relationship with the WWE; appearing as the guest host of Monday Night Raw, lamenting the end of the Undertaker‘s mythical WrestleMania streak on ‘The Daily Show,’ and conducting a mildly entertaining feud with then-champion Seth Rollins, which culminated in the ultimate swerve when Stewart attacked John Cena at last year’s WWE SummerSlam, allowing Rollins to walk away with both the WWE World Heavyweight Championship and the United States Championship.
Today, the WWE held its annual summer event (the second biggest on their calendar) at its now-regular home of the Barclay’s Centre in Brooklyn.
Once again, Stewart was on hand to lend his particular brand of assistance, this time to the *begins hip gyration* WWE World Tag Team Champions The New Day.
Filling in for the “injured” Big E, Stewart donned the stable’s trademark unicorn horn to introduce Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods, and also, presumably, to prove that he is not, in fact, booty.
Now if only Stewart had had a wee toot on Francesca 2, we would’ve really been in business.