The Banter Out Of NSW Is Bloody Outta Control Ahead Of State Of Origin II

Sure, you saw the memes being fired out from north of Tweed Heads; for a state down 0-1 in the series they’re bringing a fair amount of heat.
But just because those filthy Queenslanders are on the front foot in the Banter Wars doesn’t mean that New South Wales is gonna lie down and die.
Origin II is now mere hours away (count down the remaining minutes of the work day! Count ’em!) and the state is slowly morphing into Bantonio Bantderas.
It’s a full-on Bantersaurus Rex.
It is the dead-set Archbishop of Banterbury.
Various official NSW departments have been firing off barbs at an eye-watering pace all this afternoon, all taking aim squarely at those bastard Cane Toad-loving mangoes from above the arbitrary map line.
It’s been a good arvo for a bit of playful shit-stirring, it seems. Observe thusly:

NSW Government departments. They’re nothing if not productive.

Beyond the “official” channels though we’ve seen some cracker efforts on the meme front on the line, like this pearler about the Blues’ extremely late inclusion…

…or this one about the only logical reason to ever watch ‘The Footy Show‘…

…then there’s this sage piece of dating advice…

…and finally, this playful little dig at everyone’s favourite bloke, the Bigfoot-lookin’ ass Aaron Woods.
But don’t feel bad for old Woodzy. If he can even half-match his heroic leap from last year it’ll be a win of Titanic proportions.

A NSW series win in straight sets? Could get around it.

Photo: Mark Nolan/Getty.

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