Rihanna Got Closer To The World Cup Than The Brazilians Ever Did

Honorary German citizen who cares not if you see her undergarments Rihanna sure had herself a time during Germany’s 1-0 win over Argentina in the World Cup finals in Brazil today, but that’s nothing on the times she had after it. 

The singer, whose fawning social media love for ze Germans doubled as an artful lesson in trolling America, partook in post-championship celebrations with the squad, posting to Twitter a series of tipsy photos with German players including Lukas Podolski, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Miroslav Klose and match winner, Mario Götze. Also, the fucking World Cup itself. Observe. 

Clearly, it’s all coming up Rihanna.