Megan Rips Into Thirsty Blokes Bombarding Her & Tiff With Threesome Offers

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January 20, 2017

Honestly, in the entire history of ‘The Bachelor‘, the best thing to come out of it was two contestants falling in love with each other instead of the current season’s humanoid Ken Doll (no offence, Richie).

There are many things I love, but here is one. She’s able to cop the unwelcome, contaminated streams from the world, without becoming impure; because she is like the sea. Her heart is full of deep ocean minerals that splinter and disintegrate all the bad tastes, the hurtful mass ideas, and the ways of living that kill simple joys.

A photo posted by Megan Marx ?? (@megan.leto.marx) on Sep 4, 2016 at 6:13pm PDT

Megan Leto Marx and Tiffany Scanlon have enjoyed an ever-growing celebrity ever since confirming that yeah, they’re in a relationship. (Also, they just announced they’re moving in together in BALI, so 100% expect to see a bespoke swimwear line by the middle of the year. Some things are just inevitable.)

But it with that attention comes the sadly inevitable deluge of thirsty blokes wading into their Instagram comments with promises to “turn them”, or else offering up their half-chubbed services for a threesome. It’s like handing round the cheese and meats platter at the end of the party, fellas. No one wants to chow down on the dried-out salami.

In an editorial for PopSugar, Megan has smacked down such requests, penning the top five rude questions she’s consistently bombarding her & Tiff. The #1? The threesome request, obviously.

She responds:

Are you James Franco? No? Bummer dude, the answer from the two of us is NO.

It actually seems bizarre to me that such a sexually aggressive question is asked so often by male strangers. When I first started hearing this, I’d say (in classic “cool girl” tone), “Ohhh, you wish!” They’d laugh and nudge me and I’d raise my eyebrows, and try to act like I don’t mind me and my girlfriend being hit on at the same time, because apparently it’s a socially-acceptable question and I should be sweet with it.

However, the last time I was asked to engage in sexual practices with my girlfriend and a strange guest, I did not chortle it off as I usually do. It was the fifth time I’d been asked at the same event, and I was feeling pretty annoyed. I gave the fellow in question — who was dressed neatly in linen boat pants and a pale blue Hilfiger shirt — a good stare, and said, “That’s a pretty rude question, don’t you think?”

Apparently I can’t take a joke and am “uptight,” but I’ve decided to continue to be totally unfunny and deny sexual advances from strangers. Sorry not sorry, asshole.

If our deductions are correct, then is she calling former ‘Bachelorette‘ contestants Rhys and Tommy (not a couple, but ‘bros’, which is just the straight male word for ‘close friend’)… assholes?

Last year, Rhys began propositioning Megan in the comments of a since-deleted Instagram post with next level thirst, suggesting he and Tommy could “tag team” her and that every since she and Tiff became “a 2-for-1 deal” he was “sold”.