What’s that, you say? Valentine’s Day is a crock of shit/Hallmark holiday/people who celebrate it are beneath you?
Yeah, well, enjoy your girlfriend being stolen right out from under your nose by this superior being. This absolute Casanova.
here I come, valentine ❤️ pic.twitter.com/lHA8mP8Fx4
— Spike & Friends (@SpikeTheBeetle) February 13, 2018
That’s Spike The Beetle, a true romantic and look, probably a bit of a lothario. He seems like a potential ratbag but he will absolutely steal your girl, so it’s really irrelevant whether he calls her back after they beetle-bone (sorry).
Gonna sweep you off all six feet ❤️ pic.twitter.com/uNlqRZS3gA
— Spike & Friends (@SpikeTheBeetle) February 13, 2018
Spike’s got other interests. Like cooking:
yes i do the cooking pic.twitter.com/htAqAULz9E
— Spike & Friends (@SpikeTheBeetle) January 30, 2018
Hanging out with mates, shooting the shit, you know.
crashing his own birthday party. this is HIS cake. he will not share. pic.twitter.com/76ygwra9eW
— Spike & Friends (@SpikeTheBeetle) January 24, 2018
He’s also really deep and an artist, OK guys? He’s got a lot of creative juices he needs to get flowing. Don’t get in the way.
dear Santa,
do bugs get presents?
also, have you ever been pinched?
this is not a threat.love, Spike pic.twitter.com/1MZY8SJh8U
— Spike & Friends (@SpikeTheBeetle) December 23, 2017
He also likes CLIMBING UP HIS OWNERS SLEEVE GOOD LORD NO STOP THIS MADNESS AT ONCE.
These sleeves are beetle-proof, but he’ll never give up pic.twitter.com/uKn5IHX4MD
— Spike & Friends (@SpikeTheBeetle) November 18, 2017
Ok look guys I was playing the funnies with Spike The Beetle and how he was going to steal your girl, but now it’s not funny and it’s just giving me hives thinking about a human person who has a pet beetle they let climb inside the sleeves of their jumper.
Screw all of that.
