
Some absolute deadset genius has dived into the murky world of the girlfriend from the ‘Distracted Boyfriend‘ meme, and folks, we’re sorry to say that it doesn’t look like she dumped her deadshit partner.
DUMP. HIS. ASS. LINDSAY.
A Twitter user in the U.K. managed to find the distracted boyfriend’s girlfriend and discovered that uh, her life didn’t exactly work out for the better.
“Looking up stock photos for work and I think I found ‘distracted bf’ girl,” wrote Andrew J Abernathy.
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932689256409124864
But this wasn’t the end – Lindsay (I’ve named her Lindsay) and her boyfriend decided to TRY AND HAVE THE 2.5 KIDS AND LABRADOR AND WHITE PICKET FENCE. C’mon, girl. Honey.
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932689583279607809
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932689890994720768
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932690093176971264
Like her friends probably told her a thousand times over white wine spritzers, “Lindsay, he’s just going to doing it again. Once a cheater, etc.”
Lindsay’s friends are trash but they’re not wrong, because:
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932690238694141953
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932690434706591745
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932690906834198528
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932691048500953088
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932695945309024256
Seriously, you know who else is trash? Distracted boyfriend. I’m going to name him ‘Brad’.
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932693207942561792
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932691161805983744
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN BRAD, LINDSAY.
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932693821003124736
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932694368766644224
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932695031265275904
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932695303173607425
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932695736025845764
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932696130441408513
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932696618884845569
It looks like Lindsay and Brad are the Carrie Bradshaw and Big of our time: breaking up and getting back together like two self-destructive white bread units.
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932694705590226944
https://twitter.com/ajabernathy/status/932697206355890176
We owe a lot to our friend Andrew J. Abernathy here. But also to Lindsay. Fuck Brad.