I don’t give a flying shit about anyone or anything I follow on Instagram besides dogs and memes. And these days, frankly, most meme accounts have been letting me down. Dogs? They never let you down. NEVER. So when I heard that Glenn Close‘s dog had it’s own Instagram account – I knew I was going to be improving my life today.
For the record, her dog is literally called Sir Pippin Of Beanfield, which is truly the greatest dog name in existence besides Paul Anka from Gilmore Girls. “Pip” Close is a Havanese, and he’s perfect. Just perfect.
Glenn (I assume it’s Glenn operating this account) does go a bit rogue – there’s something going on called a “Pip Quiz” where Glenn posts a close-up image and everyone has to guess what it is. Weird flex but OK. This is apparently rust on a bin:
LOOK AT PIP TRAVELLING THOUGH LET’S GO BACK TO THE DOG CONTENT.
LOOK AT HIM ON MUMS HEAD.
LOOK AT HIM WITH GLENN’S SAG AWARD.
Now watch Glenn meet her baby for the first time and try not to shed tears.
And I’ll leave you with Sir Pippin decked out in festive gear.
Image: Instagram / @sirpippinofbeanfield