Everyone! Everyone shut up and watch this. Right now. Don’t argue with me, just do it. There are no excuses. Just shhh. That includes you in the back with the haircut. Yes, you. Shoosh. Watch.
Celebrate American Independence Day the right way by looking at these goddamned puppies recreate the goddamned ID4 movie about goddamned aliens in under two goddamned minutes already, would you?
There. You feel better now, don’t you. Everything’s amazing, isn’t it. You’re glad this happened to you, aren’t you.
You’re all welcome.
