WATCH: Perth Kebab Shop Owner Wrestles Yank Over Free Falafel, 100% Stomps

If you can make the trek from the United States Of America to Perth, the most isolated city on the planet, you can probably afford to pony up for a falafel roll. 

Then again, Seppos seem to be a different breed. A kind of people that believe delicious Middle Eastern foodstuffs can be won and lost through martial arts. 

Yeah, serious business. 

It is with that scant layer of context we observe Internet Human / YouTuber iDubbbz challenge one of our finest restaurant proprietors to a good ol’ fashioned wrassle, and the results are… utterly predictable. 

For once, a fight in a shopping centre we’re not cringing at. Bonus points for our m8 at Kebabbque letting down the bloke easy.

Also worth nothing: not a single “WORLDSTAR” was yelled. 

We’re not sure what kind of legacy this exchange will leave, but if the bloke ever returns, we’re onboard with the bizarre cross-cultural exchanging of grapples in Aussie suburbia. Carry on. 

Source and photo: iDubbbz / YouTube. 

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