Sure, Channel Ten‘s tug-at-the-heartstrings series ‘Long Lost Family‘ provides an invaluable service to people searching for relatives long thought gone, allowing people to reconnect with familial roots and finally find the sense of purpose and belonging they’ve been chasing for virtually their entire lives.
That’s fine. That’s all well and good.
But what about people searching for something far more important than family or relatives? What about those poor lost souls who spend their entire lives trying to track down shit they dropped at the pub once?
WHERE’S THEIR GODDAMNED TV SHOW, I ASK.
Fortunately, salvation for those broken hearts is at hand, with the ~very serious and not at all a parody~ video series, ‘Long Lost Pinga.’
In its first episode, we see the plight of an innocent young man, traumatised by the loss of a prized Jerry Springer that tragically fell out of his pocket at the pub a few years back. Motivated by the haunting idea of the night that could’ve been, his long search is finally brought to an end thanks to the investigative prowess of the show’s production team.
*sniff* It’s… oh god, it’s beautiful. A more heartwarming story of courage and redemption there ne’er has been.
Gurn on, son! Gurn on!
Source: YouTube.
