WATCH: Aussie Stabbed In London Attack Gives Casual-As-Hell Interview

Australia‘s primary export right after our natural resources is Aussies giving frank and to-the-point accounts of serious and horrifying events. 

Today’s entry is Darwin resident Andrew Morrison, one of the three Aussies injured in the London terror attack on the weekend. Despite being stabbed in the neck and – I quote – “fucked up”, Morrison still managed to give a remarkably casual interview to Sky News about what went down.

“So I’m at Belushi’s, watched Champions League – 4-1 Madrid, happy days,” he says. “I came outside, walked across the road and a fight breaks out. I’m like, ‘Shit, what’s going on here?’

He continues, gesturing to show how he was stabbed.

I start to walk towards it, and all of a sudden a guy comes up with a knife and I’m like this. 
He stabs me there, and I just like push him off – blood’s going everywhere. I walk into a pub and say, ‘Someone help me, I’ve just been stabbed’.

“He got me. I dodged it, I ducked and weaved – nah, just kidding. I got fucked up, man,” he says in the video, with a laugh. “This is my last night in London and I’m supposed to fly back tomorrow!”

Good to know a sturdy Darwin bloke can still be in good spirits after copping a blade to the neck.
Source: Sky News.
Photo: Sky News.

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