Trump Is Sniffling In The Debate Like He Just Racked A Fat Line Of Goey

Who wants a loop of Donald Trump sniffling? https://t.co/F9g1NPN573

— Dave Septemberkowitz (@davelozo) September 27, 2016

My dude is sniffling like he’s just copped a face full of pollen on the first day of spring. My main dude Trump is sniffing like he’s just hoovered a Scarface proportioned pile of goey and is trying to pass himself off as fine to his line manager.

This sniffling is Nixon’s sweating in 1960

— Pete Abraham (@PeteAbe) September 27, 2016

DONALD KEEPS SNIFFLING; DOES HE HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE; IS THIS A SNIFFLING BODY DOUBLE; WHERE IS THE SYRINGE

— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) September 27, 2016

I think @realDonaldTrump took a few lines of cocaine before hitting the stage! Lol ???? he keep sniffling #debatenight

— ?? (@byefeIicia) September 27, 2016

He consciously stopped doing it – apart from some huge snorts clearly intended to clear out the incredible volumes of mucus in his sinuses. But someone needs to give this man a tissue.

Bonus: like every fucking time something happens now, about 1 billion parody Twitter accounts started at the same time to lampoon tis new development. God help us.

Please follow my alts pic.twitter.com/Uv96y97T0Q

— Jonny is Gourd (@jonny_is_good) September 27, 2016