OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

Another person has turned down $1000 of cold, hard, catch-free cash. That makes two in less than 24 hours.

AUSTRALIA. DO YOU NOT LIKE MONEY OR SOMETHING?

TODAY’s Weatherman Sucks At Giving Away Free Cash, Fails A Second Time

It’s all part of TODAY‘s segment ‘Grand In Your Hand‘, which involves sending their weatherman Stevie Jacobs accosting total randos on the street and shoving wads of $100 bills in their face.

Why the weatherman, you ask? No idea. Maybe he’s making it rain.

Also low-key have you ever seen anyone more excited to be a weatherman?

TODAY’s Weatherman Sucks At Giving Away Free Cash, Fails A Second Time

Yesterday when he tried giving one thousand smackeroonies to a woman, she straight-up refused it and walked along her merry way.

(Hey, we’ve all developed a certain thick skin from years of skirting by charity muggers and that one hairdressers on George St (Sydney) with women outside 24/7 trying to hand you stuff, but this is giant wads of cash. We’d take the risk, ya know??)

But less than 24-hours later, and ANOTHER person has declined to take the giant wad of cash. Stevie approached a woman at a train station this morning (she writes, sounding like a police report) and attempted to hand it over. 

“That is all yours, free of charge, no tax. Would you like $1000?” he says, while the woman gives him this face:

TODAY’s Weatherman Sucks At Giving Away Free Cash, Fails A Second Time

“All yours! Would you like the $1000?”

The woman continues to laugh / side-eye. “I don’t think she believes me!” he says, and finally, eventually, gives up.

Random Acts of Cash

Oh no, not again! Stevie’s traveling around the country giving away $1000 in Random Acts of Cash, and this woman isn’t having a bar of it! #9Today

Posted by TODAY on Tuesday, 5 April 2016

Once the cameras stopped rolling, however, they explained how this free money bid works and successfully passed her the cash.

All’s well that ends well.

Source: TODAY.