Hey Wales. Your language is fucked.
At the best of times its one of the hardest foreign languages to comprehend – largely because the mouldy patchwork quilt that is the English language doesn’t borrow terribly heavily from it.
But being an official language of Wales, it is everywhere in the region. Signs are written bi-lingual, and much of the areas townships carry traditional Welsh names.
Including Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
I’m fine, for those of you wondering. I did not just pass out and smack my head on the keyboard. That is, no word of a lie, an actual town name in Northern Wales.
All 58 letters of it.
In and of itself that’s a hard enough ask to wrap the tongue around, let alone if you’re a weatherman on live TV trying to say it.
Unless you happen to be this dude, working for Channel 4 in Wales. Then you just activate beast mode and knock that shit out like it’s nothing.
The forecast calls for zero fucks to be given.
The office here has watched this about 10 times in a row, and not a single person has been able to get past the first gwnyg.
But let’s see him try and nail Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport.
Like, you knowwwwrlll, whatever.
