There’s Minion Pingers And We For One Welcome Our New Gurny Overlords

The actual ‘news’ part of this story is that the Chilean government intercepted a shipment of MDMA late last week. 

According to the New York Daily News, 101 ecstasy pills were found in a children’s drawing kit. It was believed to be from the Netherlands, and two men are now under house arrest over it. 
However – 100 bloody pills hasn’t exactly stopped the illegal pharma industry now, has it? So why are you reporting on this then, PEDESTRIAN.TV?
BECAUSE WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW THERE’S MTHRFKN PINGERS SHAPED LIKE MINIONS. SWEET BABY JESUS. 
According to PillReports.net, they’ve received good reviews:
So, this is what we’ve come to in 2016. They’ve taken over social media with terrible memes. And now they’re coming for your fun party treats, people. They cannot be stopped. They will not be stopped. 
There’ll be little to no comedown, because you simply cannot get much lower than this.
Source: NY Daily News
Photo: NY Daily News.

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