Let’s get real, pretty much every episode of ‘The Bachelor‘ is focused on Matty J‘s penis in some way, if you think about it. He is probably on the show for love, sure. To meet a nice woman, yes. To find someone to spend the rest of his life with, I believe that. But at the end of the day, Matty’s Johnson will also have a lot to say about the result and who gets that rose.
Usually however, nobody actually talks about his dick. We don’t usually hear the contestants actually discuss his literal penis. And certainly we don’t see anyone touching it, let alone a contestant and Osher. But that is what happened tonight, after the gang got together to play parodies of children’s party games. One of the games involved Matty being blindfolded as each of the women placed a heart sticker over the part of his body that they are most attracted to.
Most of them went for places like his neck, brain, smile and (vom) heart, until it came to Simone. Dear, dear Simone. She was not having all of the cute and romantic business that was going on, and instead bent down to place the sticker directly onto Matty’s groin.
The other women could not believe her cheek, with one women explaining that Simone stuck the heart onto his “little manhood down there“, which I am not sure Matty would be thrilled about.
Look at them, they can’t believe it! Someone pointed out that Matty has a penis. Outrageous.
In a wonderful move, Osher was then forced to remove the heart. It was great.
Remember, #tvweekLogies don’t win themselves. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/10ZsBayK90
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 30, 2017
The other contestants might not have been into Simone’s bold move, but Twitter certainly was.
I just saw someone play pin the tail on the dick on free to air television what a time to be alive #thebachelorau
— kate 🐙🐌 (@hardboiledkate) August 30, 2017
Sorry @oshergunsberg but Simone may beat you to the Logie. She’s dropping line after line of pure gold tonight! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/OD8SjfoYzy
— Mackenzie Coonan (@mackenzieravn) August 30, 2017
Osher: “Pin the heart on the bachie!”
Simone:#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/jibEpaMALH— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/chloe_xx_louise/status/902836684995272704
Yessssss Simone #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rSRaDFAjCq
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) August 30, 2017
Some people reckoned that it made her the star of the show, and that she should one day become the next Bachelorette.
Simone’s the MVP of this episode #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CaXTkbchbZ
— Hanny Bee 🐝 (@Hanniebee852) August 30, 2017
I don’t care who wins this but can you please make Simone the next Bacherlorette @oshergunsberg #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9Zgm1HvcAz
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) August 30, 2017
Unfortunately for Simone, the bold move did not help her, and she was sent packing by Matty after he did not give her a rose. Seems rude, after what she gave him.
