Some Hacker Slid Into Kevin Hart’s Instagram & Posted A Flood Of Selfies

If you’re convinced Kevin might have just invested in some serious contouring and a flowing wig to match, compare those non-sequitur shots with some of his more regular output:

#DopePic #AllStarWeekend #GoodTimesWithGreatPeople

A photo posted by @kevinhart4real on Feb 12, 2016 at 10:04am PST

We are about to destroy the MTV MOVIE AWARDS this year….

A photo posted by @kevinhart4real on Feb 20, 2016 at 1:43pm PST

When your small you roll with small people…I embrace my height damn it!!!! I wouldn’t be who I am without this amazing 5’4inch body of mine ????????….Major thank you to the Minion’s for showing me around “Universal Studios Singapore” today. I had a blast as usual. #RideAlong2 #PromoTour #PromotionAtitsBest #InternationalHustler #TheMinionOnTheLeftCheatedAndStoodOnTheCurb

A photo posted by @kevinhart4real on Feb 2, 2016 at 3:10am PST

If you paid attention, you’d notice Hart isn’t actually a woman of an apparent Asian descent, with a proclivity for oversized glasses and bulk stylized pho-

Backstage vibes….it’s showtime CapeTown!!!! Let’s gooooo #DopePic #WhatNowTour #InternationalGrind #comedicrockstarshit #SouthAfricaTour #Capetown

A photo posted by @kevinhart4real on Mar 26, 2016 at 11:08am PDT

ANYWAY, while the interloper’s manic reign of terror was short-lived, Hart himself was thoroughly clued in, and seemed… oddly chill about his online presence being hijacked by at least one person who ain’t him. 

Unless this is all some next-level, Kaufman-esque deconstruction of identity and perception in the age of social media, we can fairly assume this’ll be vanquished from our memories as soon as Instagram’s security gnomes catch a whiff of it. 

Regardless, we’ve just witnessed the catalyst – and antagonists – for the inevitable Ride Along 3.