‘Sherlock’ Series 3 Release Date Announced Via London-Touring Hearse

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch, star of this year’s biggest flop has some counteracting press to soften the blow of his exceptional Australian accent sullied by its placement in a terrible film, as the well-loved BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, not long after releasing its tantalising trailer where [spoiler] Sherlock manages to escape death and is definitely alive, have announced the anticipated third series’ release date via conventional means, a London-touring hearse.

The announcement in morbid trappings saw a delicate floral arrangement spell out “01.01.14”, the UK release date of Sherlock season 3, marking (for many) their first visit to the torrentshop in a pool of New Year’s Eve hangovers and guilt at resolutions that are fated to be unfulfilled. A perfect way to bring in the New Year, I say.