NIPPLE TASSELS AT THE READY, PEOPLE: The undisputed queen of burlesque, Dita Von Teese, is headed Down Under as a gift to our nation / your loins.
Come this June, she’ll be performing her titillating ‘Strip, Strip, Hooray!‘ show across Australia, which is essentially a night of glamour, comedy, burlesque, and Dita splashing about in her iconic Martini Glass adorned with 250,000+ Swarovski crystals.
If the bulk crystals didn’t give the game away, Dita’s got a rep for going above and beyond to bring you, the audience, inside her fantasy world of glitz and seduction. Coming along for the ride are her A+ support cast of NYC comedic legend Murray Hill, “striptease virtuoso” Catherine D’Lish, and the rawly sexual Perle NOIRE, and if you want an idea of what that’ll be like, just check out the below:
In the words of early naughties icon Paris Hilton, that’s hot.
In a statement, Dita said:
“I am excited to bring ‘Strip, Strip, Hooray!’ to Australia for the first time ever. [It] showcases my most extravagant acts, along with a show-stopping support cast of the crème de la crème of modern burlesque. Don’t miss us for an unforgettable night of sophisticated striptease and riotous comedy!”
If you’re feeling posh / like you really really wanna meet her, VIP tickets include a meet-and-greet / photo-opp and a ‘special souvenir gift’.
Pre-tix go on sale this Wednesday from 9am, with general admission on sale Friday. Get ’em here.
Dita’s tour kicks off in June and hits Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne, Adelaide and Perth.
Photo: supplied.
