Despite repeatedly confirmed reports that ugh, you literally do NOT give a FUCK about this, failed and convicted drug mule Schapelle Corby has been released from Kerobokan Prison where – due to the protection afforded by virtue of a chic plaid trilby and a scarf – nobody could actually see Corby for all the raised cameras watching on as part of an international media circus best described as ‘thirsty for #BREAKING bedlam’.
Watch on and see almost nothing in the below footage as Corby is thrown into the abject pandemonium that will be her life now. A van has since taken her to the parole office, where the conditions of her release will be made explicit and after which she will begin her three year period of probation. More as it arises, but probably not:
Photo: Robert Ovadia via Twitter
