If there is one person in the world who you should never, EVER, come for online (or IRL for that matter), it’s perfect human specimen Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.
Not only could The Rock snap your entire body in half with his pinky, but such is his wholesome purity and flawless online presence that any barbs hurled his way will ultimately bounce of his chiseled, no-doubt sublimely moisturised exterior.
This is the unfortunate truth discovered by Australian author Ben Pobjie, who, for some insane reason, decided to have a go at the man literally named due to his resemblance to impermeable earth matter, by re-tweeting Dwayne with the comment “Dwayne, wrestling isn’t real. It’s time you knew.”
https://twitter.com/benpobjie/status/922240970032234496
Firstly old mate, the whole “wrestling isn’t real” thing hasn’t been funny since, well, ever, and secondly The Rock does Twitter better than anyone else on the line. How did you not know that he would come for you. Hard.
😂 👏🏾 I like the dry wit
Correct, I do in fact know wrestling isn’t real. Thats why I said “have fun”. I also know, you can go fuck yourself.— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) October 22, 2017
Ohhhh Benjamin. Not only did Dwayne motherfucking Johnson just tell you to go fuck yourself, but he also unleashed his 12 million followers onto you, who now know you exist and that you attempted to run at their supremely jacked idol.
Pobjie, welcome to the jungle.
— Larry Wood (@lwoodjr3) October 22, 2017
The Rock was like: pic.twitter.com/8EbS9yY4P6
— Melissa Tyndall (@melissatyndall) October 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/joshmarsella/status/922247482549133313
That was just SAVAGE. pic.twitter.com/G40XoInE6d
— CeeDubbins (@CeeDubbins) October 22, 2017
The Rock just laid the Smackdown on his candy ass!! @TheRock you still got it! Never lost it!
— Joshua Duston (@ThisIsAllALie44) October 22, 2017
— Cat from Motel 6 (@CatFromTheMotel) October 22, 2017
Pobjie seems to be absolutely loving the experience/exposure though and it looks like he’s attempting to reply to as many of the thousands of tweets he’s been accosted with as possible.
Ben Pobjie is not owned, you guys. He’s not upset or mad or anything. He thinks this is great. HE’S FINE. In fact, he’s laughing.
“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
— one hundred dollar gift card to sizzlers (@dril) November 11, 2011
