A High School Photo Of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Has Surfaced And Um, What

Everyone loves The Rock. It’s a scientific, objective fact. He is a preternaturally tall, strong, handsome, smiley man whose recent GQ profile suggests genuinely wants to be best friends with every single person in the world. 
But it has now emerged that your friend and mine The Rock is most likely suffering from a rare but serious ailment. He’s a reverse-ager.
If you’re feeling sceptical, I understand. But please refer to this actual, real-life, honest to god photo of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson when he was a 16-year-old high school student. 

What the hell, dude?!

Because the man is clearly one of the good vampires (unlike Keanu Reeves, who is neutral at best), he quickly retweeted the unsettling image and cheerfully took the piss out of his 16-year-old self:

Obviously, people are not willing to let this insane piece of history slide. 

If you’re not freaked out enough by ol’ Benjamin Button over here, I’ll leave you with this deeply discomfiting GIF of The Rock through history:
:(((
Source: Twitter.
Image: Twitter / @historylvrsclub. 

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