‘Real Housewives Of Melbourne’ Cops V. Extra Trailer & Premiere Date

Pour ya’selves a damn cocktail and put those feet up: the gals are BAAAAACK, BABY.

The Real Housewives of Melbourne copped a (frankly, insane) teaser and finally issued a release date: Wednesday 6 December. Cancel your plans, etc.

The teaser shows a giant quilted handbag casually land in the middle of Melbourne, releasing the housewives and theoretically causing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of damage. Oh well.


This season we’re also getting two new Melbs housewives: former Harper’s Bazaar editor turned homewares and accessories purveyor Sally Bloomfield, and Lady Venus Behbahni-Clark, a lawyer born in Persia and raised in Italy who also has her own line of contouring cosmetics. Naturally.


This season is also returning without Pettifleur Berenger, Susie McLean and Chyka Keebaugh. Well, out with the old, in with the new, dah-ling.