Watch A Sparkly AF Teaser For ‘The Real Housewives Of Melbourne’ Season 3

The Real Housewives Of Melbourne is coming back into our lives for another season on February 21, and in anticipation of this momentous occasion, the good people at Foxtel and Arena went ahead and dropped a teaser earlier today.

Q: Are we coping?
A: Not really.
Watch it then we’ll talk:

Aside from the fact that Janet is still serving the most severe face this side of Paris Is Burning, we’ve learned that someone’s getting married this year (Gamble), there’s a new housewife (Susie), and someone’s pregnant (us).

There’s a longer version of the teaser on Foxtel’s site, but it doesn’t give a heck of a lot more away. Anyway, we’ll be studying the below cast photo for further clues and drinking ourselves into a La Máscara-induced stupor until February 21. Byeee.

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