We… we don’t quite know where to start. We would 
start from the very beginning, a very good place to start , but a filthy article like this is no place for a Julie Andrews song.
Today, the Member for Surfers Paradise got told off for making wanking motions with his hand. Yes, really!
John-Paul Langbroek decided to do this:
.@katejonesqld accuses @JPLangbroek of ‘unparliamentary and inappropriate gesture’ #qldpol pic.twitter.com/OjYibUPkBD
— Nick Wiggins (@nick__w) June 16, 2016
It was apparently during a speech by LNP deputy leader Deb Frecklington, but it also came just moments after Speaker Peter Wellington had to *warn* another MP not to use hand gestures as a method of provocation.
Because, y’know, these people are adults who need reminders like that. They also happen to lead our country.
Education Minister Kate Jones told the House that she would write to the Speaker over Langbroek‘s “unparliamentary and inappropriate hand gestures”.
“Mr Speaker my concern is that the Member for Surfers Paradise immediately disregarded your ruling and as such, I believe it is a reflection on the chair.The Member for Surfers Paradise should explain his actions and whether indeed they were directed at the Speaker, a Government member, or his own Opposition member.”
Only time will tell what kind of casual and insignificant slap on the wrist Langbroek will receive for his hilarious dick joke which would have been better suited to a middle school playground.
Source: ABC.
Photo: Peepshow.
