Prince Harry & Meghan (Mostly Meghan) Drop Latest Royal Sprog Unto The World

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Well BLOODY HELL that was fast: Less than an hour after a Buckingham Palace statement confirming she was in labour, Prince Harry has confirmed his wife, Meghan, has given birth to their first child, a healthy baby boy.

A clearly beaming Harry fronted press cameras a short time ago in what was an unusually candid and intimate statement for a Royal in a moment of such magnitude.

The young boy was delivered safely at 5:26am British time, weighing 3.2kg or 7lbs 3oz on the old scale. Harry was present for the birth.

Harry stated to media that the couple were still considering names. An official announcement on the baby’s title will follow in the coming days.

Buckingham Palace issued a further statement following Harry’s announcement confirming Big Liz herself was bloody chuffed about the new tiny progeny.

The Queen, the Duke of Edinburgh, the Prince of Wales, the Duchess of Cornwall, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Lady Jane Fellowes, Lady Sarah McCorquodale and Earl Spencer have been informed and are delighted with the news.

The duchess’s mother, Doria Ragland, who is overjoyed by the arrival of her first grandchild, is with their Royal Highnesses at Frogmore Cottage.

The wee lad is now seventh in line to the throne, behind his Grandad Prince Charles, his uncle Prince William, and all his immediate first cousins, which is sure gonna make for some interesting birthday parties growing up.

Harry asserted he will make another announce in two days’ time “so everyone can see the baby.”

Hell yeah get around ‘em!

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