PETA Encourages Male Vegans By Going Straight For The Balls

PETA is trying to encourage more men to embrace a Vegan diet and lifestyle in honour of World Vegan Day. The saying goes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but PETA decided that sometimes it’s better just to go straight for the balls. Like, literally the cock and balls.

Last week PETA released its new campaign ad titled “Stay Firm and Fresh” eschewing the sexual benefits of going vegan. We didn’t see it until now, so we thought we would post it in the event that you haven’t either. There’s something about dudes thrusting enthusiastically with cylindrical foodstuffs whirling around their groin which is inexplicably hypnotising. And only slightly nauseating.

NSFW, if your work considers carrot and pumpkin wang-replacements “not safe”.

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