You know when you wake up at 3am to a weird noise, and you’re not like ‘Oh, it’s probably nothing’, and go back to sleep? Well, sometimes, IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘NOTHING’.
Take this poor, poor family from Cairns, for example: they heard weird noises coming from their attic, and it turned out to be a bunch of 4 metre long pythons, FIGHTING.
There were 4 snakes altogether; 2 males who were fighting one another, and 2 females, who were just chillin’ and watching their hubbies box on. According to snake catcher David Walton, who assisted the family, the male snakes were fighting over the females because it’s mating season.
This is an legit, IRL quote from Walton:
“There was a whole roof romp party going on up there. The two big boys were wrapped around each other and bashing each other.”
Here are the fuckers now:
And the sheer terror that is settling in your heart phases our fave Karlos Stefanovic absolutely none; it makes him quite nostalgic, actually:
I miss home https://t.co/MHqDv9qQwq
— Karl Stefanovic (@karlstefanovic) August 20, 2015
So in conclusion, if you hear strange noises in the night – don’t take any chances, just burn your fucking house down, okay? Good chat.
Story via Cairns Post
Images: Cairns Snake Removals
