NOPE: A Bloke Died Watching ‘The Conjuring 2’ & Now His Body Is Missing

A man in India has reportedly died after watching The Conjuring 2, and we can’t say we’re surprised because would you have a bloody gander at the nun in that photo? RUDDY TERRIFYING. 

While this may seem like a convenient story concocted by the marketing team of the horror film, it’s unfortunately not. 
A 65-year-old man in Tiruvannamalai, a small town in the Indian state of Tamil Nadu, complained of severe heart pains as the terrifying movie reached it’s climax, and then fainted. 
He died shortly after being rushed to a nearby hospital. 
But then, in a very creepy and strange turn of events – his body went missing. 
The Times of India reported that doctors sent his body to Tiruvannamalai Government Medical College Hospital, but the cadaver and the person transporting it both went missing before the man could even be identified – and there’s been no updates since. 
We’re sure there’s a rational explanation... right? Oh god please say there is. Jesus. 
Source: Times of India.
Photo: The Conjuring 2.