Melbs Blessed With 7-Storey Billboard Of Ballsack That Tells The Temp

If there’s one thing people are always saying it’s that balls don’t feature enough in the public discourse, which is something Bonds is working hard to address.
The underwear giants have generously gifted the Melbourne CBD with a 7-storey high digital billboard showing two anthropomorphised testicles that respond to the weather, theoretically much like real testicles but way, way, way bigger.

The ‘boys’ (because saying ‘balls’ would be weird) raise when the temperature is cold, lower when the temperature is warm and blow around when it’s windy. The first two replicating things that happen to ordinary balls and the last being something that I guess would only really happen to nudists.

Check them out for yourself: 
No word yet from the Guinness Book of Records people on whether this is the largest tribute to testicles ever erected in the southern hemisphere but it seems likely.
Source: mUmbrella.
Photo: YouTube.

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