If you’re still struggling to find a tip top gift for your mum this Mother’s Day, why not enter Kyle & Jackie O‘s competition to win her a boob upgrade?
All you have to do is upload a pic of you and your mum, offer up your bra size, and tell them in 25 words or less why you want the cash for a mother-daughter boob job. Make it personal! Is your mum single? Are her tits closer to her naval than her nose job? Sob stories are always a winner.
Or you could try punching her in the face. That’s also a winner.
As you can probably imagine, the comments section is a mix of disgust and ‘please pick me’, because hey – a free surgical procedure is a free surgical procedure. That’s nothing to be laughed at. And want a breast augmentation instead? You got it. The T&Cs state that the *actual* prize is $26,000 towards a booby-related surgery or procedure, probably for the highly logical reason that if was only a boob job and something when wrong, then KIIS FM could be sued for squillions.
It’s all getting a little boring, tbqh with you. As Fairfax’s Michael Idato points out today, Kyle Sandilands and Jacqueline Henderson are hardly stupid – they manufacture outrage for ratings, and an ‘UPGRADE YA MUM’S BOOBS FOR MOTHER’S DAY‘ competition bloody screams of that.
But just ’cause they’re not as stupid to think this won’t attract backlash, doesn’t mean it’s also not a terrible idea.
It is. And the fact that these two have the number one radio show in Australia is a reflection on us all.
Source: KIIS FM.
