Kevin Rudd In Dire Straits, Posts Video Taste Test Of Vegemite Chocolate


On today’s episode of Can You Believe This Person Represented Our Country On The World Stage, we bring you former PM Kevin Rudd‘s first (and last? Please?) taste-testing video.
Currently schmoozing his way around New York as part of a thinly-veiled campaign for the United Nations secretary-general gig, KRudd took a moment to post the 1-minute clip of him forcing encouraging staff at the Asia Society Policy Institute – of which he’s Prez – to wrap their lips ’round Cadbury‘s uniquely ‘Strayan creation.
That creation being Vegemite chocolate which, ICYMI, is a legit thing now.
Without further ado, or as KRudd says before popping the first piece of salty AF choccy down his gob: “Ok, one, two, three, here we go”, here’s the video:

TBH the most disturbing part in all this – aside from the idea that Kev’s prime-ministerial pension is being squandered at such a rate that Therese is forcing him to endorse brands in exchange for $$$ – is the noise he makes while chewing.

It’s an MMMMmmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmm that sounds vaguely sexual, and we’re not at all comfortable with it.
Let’s not make this a regular occurrence, ok Kev? Unless the UN gig falls through, and then maybe you have a shot at your own YouTube series.
We’ll even point you in the right direction, with some initial suggestions for a channel name:
  • Kevin07 Things Your Kitchen Needs
  • Cooking With Kev
  • Kev’s Kitchen Rules
  • Kevin’s 11 Herbs And Spices
  • Iron Chef Kev
  • Ready, Steady, Kevin
  • Kevin’s Kitchen Nightmares
Let us know preferences when if the time comes etc etc.
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