Julian Assange, who’s spent the last four years hiding in a basement, has some advice for women. It’s good advice, and not in any way bad or unwanted advice. After all, who better to warn women about predatory men than a dude using asylum to escape facing rape charges???!
Here it is. Are you ready for it?
Women, I will let you in on a male secret. Men know that constantly self-proclaiming male ‘feminists’ are often predatory sleaze bags. They are intensely disliked by other men because of their manipulative qualities and not, in general, because they are viewed to be sex traitors.
— Defend Assange Campaign (@DefendAssange) October 21, 2017
Wow. Truly, I am shook. Men loudly proclaiming to be the best feminists ever actually turning out to be creeps? Well, I never.
*COUGH SPLUTTER JOSS WHEDON COUGH HHHEEERRRHUH COUGH*
(And one million other dudes in history, but I don’t feel like looking them all up because that would be a huge buzzkill and I want to keep this lighthearted, okay? Trust me, there’s lots of them.)
Despite the friendly advice Julian was offering, some people haven’t been taking so kindly to it, and the poor bloke has been copping a friendly ribbing on the ol’ Twitter.
‘Women, let me tell you a male secret…’ pic.twitter.com/vwEj9aMKQC
— Max Dunbar (@MaxDunbar1) October 21, 2017
https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/921807906110099456
Women, I will let you in on a male secret.
The reason “mens” clothes have pockets is because we store spare testicles in them— Andy (@ImACultHero) October 21, 2017
“Women, I will let you in on a male secret.” pic.twitter.com/jMBXCRkz8t
— Monkey Bones (@iratesheep) October 21, 2017
Women, I will let you in on a male secret. We know the next person is statistically more likely to be a woman but leave the seat up anyway. https://t.co/bgY6W6E5YD
— juux (@juux) October 21, 2017
“Women, I will let you in on a male secret” pic.twitter.com/Yr93IqVzmc
— Matt R (@j_razor101) October 21, 2017
“Women, I will let you into a male secret.” pic.twitter.com/J6msnHGCiA
— Mark Taylor (@mark_taylor1973) October 21, 2017
Women, I will let you in on a male secret
We can aim. It’s laziness or distracted or staring at the sink; I don’t know, it’s situational https://t.co/cFIZLSNpvI— Dusty (@DustinGiebel) October 21, 2017
‘He’s exposing women to what in the embassy? His male secret, you say?’ pic.twitter.com/hMDyOnZGNF
— Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit) October 21, 2017
I’ll let you into another male secret – real men don’t hide in cupboards to escape sexual assault charges. https://t.co/hxgKFqls8s
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) October 21, 2017
Women, I’ll let you in on a male secret. Buffalo wings? Not actually from buffalos. I know, I know.
— WBK (@WBKnoblock) October 22, 2017
Anyway, thanks for playing, Julian. Sorry you’re being roasted. Also, you’re a cretin who has no business mansplaining something to women that we’ve known about for literal decades.
