Hoverboards Are Real According To This Video Starring Tony Hawk, Moby and Christopher Lloyd

With the imminent arrival of self-lacing Back To The Future Nikes, we’re not surprised that a completely real company with a completely real website has uploaded a completely real video starring completely real celebrities (Agnes Bruckner notwithstanding) providing completely real testimonial on the completely real prospect of being able to ride the world’s first completely real hoverboard. Believe us. Everything about this checks out. 

I mean, I don’t even know what to say about this. You dream about this thing happening your whole life and then when it finally gets here you don’t really know how to feel about it. Thankful, I guess. 

The company is called HUVr Tech and the coterie of trustworthy celebrities invited to test drive the greatest non-fake invention of all time include Back To The Future player Christopher Lloyd, Tony Hawk, Moby, Terrell Owens and Best Coast’s Bethany Consantino who each in turn marvel at the indisputable reality that they have just glided through air, not on a harness attached to a crane that has been removed in post-production as some cynics will have you believe, but on a cool hoverboard which definitely does exist now.    

“The moment you start,” socially conscious guy who once dated Natalie Portman and therefore would never ever lie to us Moby says. “You know exactly what to do.” 
HUVr Tech’s website notes that the pièce de résistance of human civilisation will be available to purchase December 2014, but that “information and materials on this website may contain inaccuracies and typographical errors.”

So, you know, it might be later than that. 

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