‘Hottest Heads Of State’ List Exists, Ranked Tony Abbott 43rd


Based on the strength of their ABOUT section alone, it is beyond obvious that the people behind Hottest Heads of State are deeply passionate about what they do and can be trusted to curate such a list.

“For too long, citizens of the world have suffered under the tyranny of unattractive leaders. Some people say that this is just the way things are: unattractive people have a death grip on the levers of power that will never be loosened. We say: Not with that attitude it won’t.”


To paraphrase young William Shakespeare: be not afraid of hotness, some are born hot, some achieve hotness, and some want hotness thrusting in them.

Do treat yourself to a scroll HERE but to summarise, Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck, the King of Bhutan, took out the top spot as the king of their bhutans:

Don’t bother, already tried.

This diabolical chubby loser hit the bottom spot:

And our dear leader came in at a relatively respectful number 43: 

GO-GO-Team Australia!

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