Chocolates, roses and sensual Reiki massage are perfectly adequate Valentine’s Day gifts, but nothing can really compare to a bit of full frontal peen. And it’s not the ball-accompanied-cylinder-of-flesh type of penis I’m referring to, but these detailed NSFW illustrated cards by Sydney-based artist Millie Hall which, in addition to graphic representations of the male and female anatomy, features excellent genital-related wordplay.
This Valentine’s Day give your lover the gift of amusing smut. They cost $6 and are available at Dear Pluto: 5a Wilshire Street, Surry Hills NSW.