Everyone needs love, even people currently under indictment for securities fruad, so on this most romantic of days, pharma bro Martin Shkreli has shared a series of cards for you to give to your beloved.
The cards, posted by Shkreli fanboy NRG Esports Reece and retweeted by the man himself, contain all the Wu Tang jokes your special someone could desire on this blessed Valentine’s:
I hate Valentine’s Day but here’s some amazing .@MartinShkreli Valentine’s cards pic.twitter.com/3Ct7HsGQ7i
— NRG Esports Reece (@Reece191) February 13, 2016
Here they are in their blown-up form, for you to print out and give to your crush to treasure forever:
Elseshwere in douche news, Shkreli has been making headlines for attempting to (further) disrupt the release of Kanye‘s The Life Of Pablo, by offering the rapper vast sums of money to secure the sole, exclusive rights to the album.
HipHopDX report that Shkreli has upped his initial offer of $US 10M to $US 15M, a figure he says is “materially above any realistic album sales forecast given to me by third-party experts.”
In a letter that he wrote to Kanye and shared with the site, Shkreli also threatens to “litigate any unauthorised release of the album for the full purchase price against any infringer”.
Shkreli, who recently laid down $US 2M for the sole copy of Wu-Tang Clan‘s album Once Upon A Time In Shaolin, was recently hit with a $US 4.6M lien for unpaid taxes by the IRS.
What a fascinating time to be alive.
Source: Martin Shkreli.
Photo: Getty / Mark Wilson.
