An Expert Tells Us Uncultured Swine How To Drink Champers Properly Bc We’ve Been Doing It Wrong

Pulling out a bottle of champagne takes everything up a notch. Whether you like the taste or not, we use bubbles for milestone celebrations like weddings and birthdays so, pop a bottle on a regular Tuesday night, and suddenly it’s an event. 

Now, apparently, even though champers is there for us on our biggest days, we’ve been doing it dirty for a long time. There are a bunch of common mistakes we uncultured folks make when it comes to storing, opening and serving champagne.

We had a yarn with Emma Donnelly, a deadset champagne scientist, so that next time you swing past Thirsty Camel to stock up, you’ll know what you’re talking about for once.

Here’s what we’re doing wrong:

1. Stop popping the cork

Emma says we might see it a lot in movies, but popping the cork so it goes flying is a big no-no. I know, I know, it’s fun and makes you feel like a GP-winning Formula One driver, but unless my boy Danny Ric is reading this, you have no excuse…

“It causes an excess of gas release and ultimately you’re trying to keep as many bubbles in your champagne as you can. When pouring, ensure your glass is cold and tilt it as you do when when you pour a beer,” says Emma.

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2. Stop storing it upright

“Anything that degrades the cork can result in the cork not sealing, oxygen getting in and bubbles getting out, resulting in oxidised or flat wine,” says Emma.

Storing it upright for longer than a month can cause the cork to dry out, so keep ’em horizontal like below…

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3. Stop using a regular stopper

As we’ve learned, the key to a killer glass of champagne is avoiding losing bubbles. When it comes to what to do with an open bottle, Emma says once it’s opened, the best thing to do is to consume it. If we have to.

“The old wives’ tale of putting a teaspoon in the neck of an open bottle doesn’t work for saving the carbonation, either. Trying to keep bubbles in a bottle with a teaspoon is scientifically impossible,” Emma explains. “Buy a champagne stopper that pumps air into the bottle to stop oxidisation.”

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4. Stop using prosecco and champagne interchangeably

Now, this is a mistake I’ve been making for literally my entire adulthood…

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Turns out, they’re not quite the same thing — I’ve been scolded IRL enough to know that. But never knew why.

Emma explains that both prosecco and champagne are names protected by law.

Champagne is produced under very strict protocols in France. The bubbles are produced from yeast being added to still wine in the bottle. This is called secondary fermentation and brings out particular flavours that aren’t present in other types of sparkling wine,” Emma says.

Prosecco, on the other hand, is produced in specific provinces in Italy from a variety of grape called glera. It’s carbonated during fermentation using a method called Charmat and then bottled in a pressurised environment.

My ‘champers for dummies’ takeaway from this is that no, they’re not the same, but they might as well be cousins, you know?

“Any sparkling wine in the world can be made with either of these methods, however, the product can’t be called champagne or prosecco by law, unless it originates from each specific region.”

Anyone else absolutely parched after all that learning? If you’re also in the mood to pop a bottle sensibly pour some champagne, you can stock up on sparkling wine over, here.

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