Dedicated Public Servant Trump Is Taking His 1st Weekend As POTUS Off

 
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Donald Trump, renowned businessman and President-Elect of the United States, is clearly used to your run-of-the-mill Monday to Friday, 9 – 5 work week. 
He’s caused quite the stir (shocking, we know) by announcing that his first day of Presidential duties will be on Monday. His inauguration ceremony is on Friday. 
That’s right, he’s planning on taking the weekend off. His first two days as POTUS, he just wants to chill, y’know?
He said this in an interview with the Times of London:

“One of the first orders I’m gonna sign — day one — which I will consider to be Monday as opposed to Friday or Saturday. Right? 

I mean my day one is gonna be Monday because I don’t want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration, but one of the first orders we’re gonna be signing is gonna be strong borders.”

People are surprisingly surprised by this:

Oh man, don’t you just bloody hate it when you wanna party all weekend, but you have to go to your shitty hospo job that you completely fkn despise? 
Well, follow in old mate Donald‘s footsteps, and just don’t go! You wouldn’t wanna mix up your responsibilities with celebrations, would you? It’s not like you’re running the country or somethi… Oh. 
Source: Twitter / @studentactivism.
Photo: ABC News

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