Only 6kg to go to smash the 100kg barrier. I can do it
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 24, 2017
I just love hamburgers…. pic.twitter.com/qywdZXvJxf
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 22, 2017
Tonight’s the night I have my TimTam. Only one.
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 22, 2017
I personally guaranteed $2billion of solvency for the refinery from 2009-2013. I didn’t even get a #TimTam or two.
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 22, 2017
Gee that Tim Tam was good.
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 22, 2017
Then came the haikus. So many haikus. Or possibly tiny, poetic cries for help:
Faka faka faka news
For u to choose
Hot bath
Stiff drink
Flippant and cunning— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 22, 2017
Cuddle in bed
Love your family
Tomorrow is a long time— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 24, 2017
Hamburgers.
Why not?
Why say why?
My Kitchen Rules.— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 24, 2017
The dog that’s on the grog. pic.twitter.com/WQJZ3mK3lq
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 24, 2017
Hard at work pic.twitter.com/tNnbPwOZMW
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 25, 2017
The truth will set you free pic.twitter.com/BAXB4cNkja
— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 24, 2017
The sickest cow
The strongest bull
Is unconcerned— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 25, 2017
She a dumpling
Wait a while
Take a sugar cube
Stay a while
Take some hope
Smile a while— Clive Palmer (@CliveFPalmer) February 25, 2017