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Cum one, cum all, Christmas has well and truly cum (how much cum is too much?!) early this year, courtesy of our mates over at THE ICONIC, Wild Secrets and Lovehoney. Those cheeky sex fiends have decided to sling us some hefty discounts on a huge range of sex toys to celebrate Click Frenzy JuLove 2022. 

This year’s huge online sale event officially kicked off on Tuesday and runs until midnight (AEST) tomorrow (Thursday, July 28 2022), so you’ve got just over a day to make the most of these spicy sex toy sales.

Here’s everything we’re adding to our carts before Click Frenzy ends to give you a little taste of what sex toys tickle our pickles. 

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The Best Sex Toy Sales from Click Frenzy JuLove 2022

Lelo Lily 2

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $199, now 139 via Lelo

This little sex toy might look small, but this little bean packs a serious punch. Designed to curve with your body while easily fitting in the palm of your hand, it’s soft, flexible and delivers one helluva orgasm (trust me!). It’s perfect for stimulating a range of erogenous zones — labia, perineum, anus, nipples etc. — and deals out clitoral orgasms in spades.

Vush Muse Rabbit Vibrator

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $135, now $94.50 via THE ICONIC

If blended orgasms are what tickles your fancy, then Normal’s Piper vibrator is for you. Designed for both internal stimulation of the vagina and external stimulation of the area around the clitoris and the vulva, this modern take on a classic rabbit vibrator features different vibration patterns and speeds to customise it to your liking.

Womanizer Duo

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $329, now $263.20 via THE ICONIC

I’m just going to cum right out and say it, I have the Womanizer Duo, and honestly, there’s no sex toy like it. It delivers the ultimate blended orgasm. Innovative pleasure air tech tantalizes your clit with sucking and massaging, while the flexible shaft stimulates your g-spot. 

Lelo Tiani 3

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $239, now $191 via Lelo

I can also vouch for this couple’s vibrator from We-Vibe. My boyfriend and I gave it a whirl and fkn hell. It’s the perfect way to spice things up in the bedroom and make sure everyone’s blissfully happy, no matter what. It heightens everything (!!) and doubles as a solo vibe for anyone with a vagina! 

Lelo Sona Cruise Sonic Wave

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $139.99, now $125.99 via Wild Secrets

If you don’t have a clitoral vibrator, might we suggest you invest in this bad boi? Lelo’s Sona Cruise clitoral massager uses sonic waves to stimulate your clitoris without direct contact. You just hold this little sex toy with the buttons facing you, then place its large open mouth over your sweet spot.

Satisfyer Pro 2

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $109.99, now $69.99 via Wild Secrets

There’s a reason this little baby is a best-selling sex toy worldwide. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is designed to help women achieve quicker, more intense and even multiple orgasms via touch-free clitoral stimulation with unique air pulses — and boy does it deliver.

Lelo F1s Sonic Wave Masturbator

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $369.99, now $295.99 via Wild Secrets

Just slide into the body-safe silicone canal and let the sonic waves give you a mind-blowing orgasm. It features grooves for heightened sensations and simple press controls designed for one-handed use.

Adam and Eve Adam and Eve 8.5″ Realistic Rabbit Vibrator

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $173.99, now $86.99 via Wild Secrets

If you’re in the market for a beginner rabbit, this one from Adam and Eve should just about do it. I mean, it even has veined textures on the fkn shaft. Enjoy multi-speed vibrations using the simply twist-dial control at the base. 

Vush Abbie

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Click Frenzy Deal: was $149.99, now $89.99 via Wild Secrets

And finally, made in collaboration with the Queen herself, Abbie Chatfield, the Vush Abbie is one of the most highly recommended g-sport vibrators on the Internet, and that’s saying something!

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This post has been updated since its original publication. 

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