Perpetual trolls Cards Against Humanity are at it again. In previous years they’ve sold literal shit, jacked up their prices for no reason and had people pay for absolutely nothing.
Now – their magnum opus: a livestreaming crowdfunding campaign, to keep a bunch of guys in excavators digging a hole in the middle of nowhere. So far they’ve raised $60,000, because let’s face it – there’s nothing more worthwhile to spend money on. Laurie from Calgary has donated $5000 from a presumably stolen credit card, ensuring these poor buggers keep digging for another 80 minutes.
For what it’s worth, I chucked in a dollar. The dirt has been having it too easy for a long time – and finally, man is getting payback.
Imagine, for a second, how confused those excavators must be. Working into the night for the indefinite future just because the internet demands it.
Is it a political statement? Probably. A waste of time and money? Abso-fucking-lutely. Cards Against Humanity sound positively disgusted that people are actually giving them money:
Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the hole?
No.
What do I get for contributing money to the hole?
A deeper hole. What else are you going to buy, an iPod?
Why aren’t you giving all this money to charity?
Why aren’t YOU giving all this money to charity? It’s your money.
Is the hole bad for the environment?
No, this was just a bunch of empty land. Now there’s a hole there. That’s life.
Hey, at least it’s better for the environment than burning cash. At this stage, the dig will go on until midnight tomorrow.
Source: Holidayhole.com
Image: Youtube
