JFC, Cards Against Humanity Is Still Digging That Bloody Pointless Hole

“Slow television” a unique genre of meandering, plotless visual content that’s become quite a thing in Scandinavia: think cameras trained on a warm fireplace, or pointed out the window of a cross-country train journey.
It’s apolitical. It’s devoid of context. It’s essentially a gentle massage for your brain.

Cards Against Humanity probably saw that calming, faultless brand of telly before asking themselves how it could be desecrated. The live-stream of their Thanksgiving Holiday Hole is their horrific answer.

Instead of allowing viewers to tune out while watching an excavator dig a hole – and do nothing but dig a hole – CAH have been asking for donations from viewers to keep the hole growing. 

Every second of this footage was paid for by someone who wanted to spend their money on a pointless hole. An ever-expanding void. A maw that’s still growing, thanks to over US $90,000 in donations.

via holidayhole.com.
You can’t just relax while watching this. Every second is imbued with the fact thousands of people willed this to happen.
At time of writing, the hole will deepen for another ten hours, unless donation rates face another nihilistic uptick.

Fucking hell, 2016. 


Source and photo: Cards Against Humanity / YouTube.

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